Feb 9, 2006

all hell breaks loose

here something I copied over from the blog my pressured pal ai’sah (pronounced as ai*(click)sah…

Subject: A scientific moment for your day - College Science

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Toronto chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

isn’t it the best joke you ever heard?

just about this time, i was supposed to be practising my short cases with my study group, but just like mamat, I am feeling rather muak of all the short cases, wishing there would be time for reading on my own in a silent corner of the study room or library. hell tired, but after this last 3 weeks, it will be heaven again, I hope.

today, the sister nurse of 12U shared her grudges over the administration team of UH, something about the wheel chairs issues. Apparently, the loan of wheelchairs to patients was always accompanied by the handing over of the IC of one of the relatives or family members. This is to ensure the return of the wheel chair and this practice had been there for several decades, until recently, someone from ward 5UA complained by saying,"only police can keep my IC", and the admin leader decided to abolish this good practice, by sending out a notice to all the wards in the hospitals without realizing the repercussion of such an action.

Today, ward 12U had only 1 wheelchair left, 7 gone missing, somewhere around UMMC, or around the vicinity of UMMC, or perhaps the patient had took it home. who knows, right?

thus the mission of sending weaker patients for scans today were delay due to insufficient wheel chairs.

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