Aug 25, 2011

leaning towards lina

snippets from operating theater

there's this white board in every theater that had to be stated the vital main details of op and the team members involved. If not mistaken, it was being known as the white board of SSSL (Safe Surgery Saves Lives), mainly saving the patients by avoiding cutting the wrong patients and saving the surgeon's livelihood, too.

I didn't know what was going through the mind of my house officer as she wrote there in the board...
"Anaesthetist: Lina Teoh"

And the anaesthetist-in-charge with rather similar name stood there, eyes fixed on that part of the board, stunned for 20 seconds minimum. Behind the face mask, I couldn't tell whether she was smiling, dropping her jaw or just smirking.

But I had to turn around and held my bursting laughter, suppressing them into simple heavy breathing.

I asked the house officer. "Hey, do you know who is Lina Teoh?"

"I think so. Miss Malaysia, right?"

"Then... "

"Oh, not her ah? OK, I go re-write it."

Laughing behind my mask, "There is no one in this whole hospital named Lina Teoh."

"Hey, don't laugh lar. Anyway, she's prettier than Lina Teoh?"

"Yeah, good way to cover your silliness."

That really made my day. Really.

Aug 21, 2011

fine line

there's always a fine line... it is an agonizing thing because being a fine line, people often crossed it carelessly, blaming the physical width (or the lack of width), rather than the people's own eyesight or perhaps insight on the existence of this fine line.

i dunno why, i dunno how, but suddenly i thought of the following quote.
there's a fine line between dedication and obsession.
dedication is when you're crazy in your passion,
obsession is when you're driving everyone crazy in your passion.
perhaps it's time to re-draw a wider, thicker line or maybe let it be a whole lane, just so others can see the divides better.

Aug 20, 2011

a word bout primary prevention

when i read this newspiece:
Ambulances will be stationed at accident-prone spots along the highways during the coming Hari Raya festive season.

Health Minister Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai said that this would ensure that injured motorists received medical aid quickly.

He said that when accidents happened, it took a long time for ambulances and medical aid to reach the victims, and this delay sometimes contributed to fatalities.

i was pondering, have we thrown primary prevention out of our syllabus, or rather out of our logic.

it isn't difficult to understand primary prevention.

it is like if you don't want a flu, you don't kiss a person with flu.

if you don't want diabetics, you start losing weight and forgo fatty diets.

if you don't want AIDS, start capping yourself and avoid promiscuity.

if you don't want lousy politicians, you should vote correctly.

anyway, instead of wasting medical resources, in those accident-prone areas, possibly it would be better if you place traffic police officers 1 km before and after the areas or put up mock cameras, improve the lighting and the road condition of those areas.

why repair an injury when you can prevent one?

bad fall day

it was few days back.

a house officer left the plastic chair and switched to other more comfy chair.

i need to use the phone and thus, sat down on the white plastic chair.

suddenly the motion of me sitting down on the flat of the chair got extended into a slide down to the floor.

everyone looked in awe.

i stood up immediately, looking at the bent hind left leg of the chair.

everyone asked if I was ok.

once I reassured others of my good health and absence of injury, possibly due to my impact-reducing big butts with good suspension, everyone started to rake out small burst of laughter.

"Haih, sekarang kerusi pun 'tertekan'"(with reference to the recent Harian Metro letter)

Then the big bang of laughters exploded all around.

P.S. Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about other people.

Piloism: Great small people talk about ideas for other people.... So stop talking about asking me to lose weight. =P

Aug 18, 2011

bad hair day

snippets of the day

i didn't use hair gel today postcall, because i left it at home. not on purpose, of course.
without hair gel, my hair looked pimpy. blondish brown up front with smooth gradient to black at the back. people was thinking, how do i dye my hair during on call. well, i didn't. it was dyed like err... 2 months back.

and just today, during a tutorial with the med students...

me: so any questions for me before we proceed to 3rd stage of labor?
- silence -

me: how about you? (looking at a slightly plump chinese fella, ms)
ms (med student): dr.pilo, you dyed your hair?

- silence - (same duration, but different feeling - sort of gay type of silence)

me: err.. ya ya.. diy dye.. bought from watson.
ms: really? wow, you can work in hair saloon d.

- silence - (totally speechless)
me: no, i think i will keep my dayjob. ok, enough of craps, let us proceed to ... bla.. bla..

Aug 5, 2011

black humor of the day

What Came First

a farmer forced the chicken to lay more and more eggs, so as to produce similar number eggs as other farm with more chickens.
one day, that chicken chickened out (no puns intended) and ran away to a better farm with more chickens.

and the farmer asked all his neighbours: why that chicken ran away?

after awhile, a farmer kept beating up one of his chicken and stop feeding it, knowing it'll be the perfect slaughterpiece for the upcoming festive season, as all other chickens started to grow up.

one day, that chicken expired before its time.

and the farmer asked all his neighbours: why the chicken die?

Aug 4, 2011

tanahair thurs | MMA rejects Lynas

Malaysians are not guinea pigs. Period.

Here's the MMA's stand on Lynas (or rather rejection of it) based on inconclusive safety profile.

If the government choose to ignore, this will be a valid document to be used in the court of law, be it local or international, for indefinite compensation.

Have some conscience.

Aug 3, 2011

wedgynesday | male contraception

the issue of contraception has never been this hot ever.
it is now gaining more attention, more eyes, more ears, and basically more senses for the same reason that it should have been long time ago.
no, not for these reasons.

contraception in Malaysia failed to see light, and the uptake is barely up to 50% mainly because of our outstanding sociocultural make-up (wow, it does sound very positive by the way i put it), the lack of accurate formal sex education and abundance overloading of skewed sex education (thanks to our malaysia's policy of increasing internet access without increasing the population's maturity).

the spotlight on contraception went hand in hand with the sudden task of millenium development goal 5 (MDG5) to reduce maternal mortality by 2015 slapped onto the unprepared cheeks of the O&G fraternity. the MDG 5 was there since few years ago, but we only knew about it now. Something like the Malaysian's hitam kuning was supposed to aim to win World Cup by 2015, but only knew about it last year. Although the results of those matches was devastating, but who could really blame them, right? they were exhausted after against Chelsea and Arsenal, Singapore had a constellation of players 100% Singaporean but from somewhere else (I used to think they're good in logic) and Lion vs Tiger lar dei, which is the king of jungle lar. We should change to Malaysian mammoth or elephant or dinosaur or zookeeper. Yes, malaysian are good in making excuses - that's our niche, and so be it.

Oops, i digressed.

Anyway, ideally, a great knowledgeable and sarcastic consultant from Ipoh gave us 'great' solution to reach MDG5 in the special debate session during one of our course lately, with all pics and logos.
1 outlaw pregnancy
2 impregnate the guys (nothing mentioned about reducing paternal mortality, right?)
3 fake the stats

so, what can a real man do with the above 3 suggestions.
number two is impossible mainly because it ain't physiological and babies can't exactly go through our external urethral meatus, right?
number three is also impossible we don't fake something. we fake everything - that would be too obvious. (ever heard bout the one liner about women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake the whole relationship?)
number one is possible, provided we sketch out a good antenatal care and safe delivery for the pregnant women in jail and get the guys in too for pregnancy and labor support. that will probably increased our male doula population as well.

anyway, as the world evolves, progresses, changes or whatever you want to say about the world, gender equality fast becoming an issue. it shouldn't be an issue simply because equality is equality, there's no need to look at gender, race and whatever.

and so, male should now go forth and be responsible and be more contraceptive.

here's an update on male contraception, pimped from here (nytimes). have a good read.

Steve Owens had always left birth control to his wife, who took the pill. After all, male methods were vasectomy, which he did not want, and condoms, which he described as: “Well, condoms are condoms.”

Then Mr. Owens volunteered to test potential methods that lowered his sperm count so much that “I was not viably able to produce a child,” he said. His count rebounded weeks after stopping each method, and he fathered a daughter between research studies.

“I would definitely do some kind of long-term male contraceptive,” said Mr. Owens, a 39-year-old school social worker from Seattle.

Male contraceptives are attracting growing interest from scientists, who believe they hold promise for being safe, effective and, also important, reversible.

“We have a number of irons in the fire,” said Diana L. Blithe, program director for contraceptive development for the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development. “I think men actually do want to do this.”

While male contraception has been studied before, no method met the stringent safety and effectiveness criteria that female methods do. It was also unclear whether men would use them.

Now, scientific advances are producing approaches that could pass muster. Prompted by women’s organizations, global health groups and surveys indicating that men are receptive, federal agencies are financing research. Some methods will be presented at an October conference sponsored by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

“Male contraception is a critical area,” said Jenny Sorensen, a foundation spokeswoman. “It doesn’t make sense to not include everyone in the discussion.”

The most studied approach in the United States uses testosterone and progestin hormones, which send the body signals to stop producing sperm. While effective and safe for most men, they have not worked for everyone, and questions about side effects remain.

So scientists are also testing other ways of interrupting sperm production, maturation or mobility.

One potential male birth control pill, gamendazole, derived from an anticancer drug, interrupts sperm maturation so “you’re making nonfunctional sperm,” said Gregory S. Kopf, associate vice chancellor for research administration at the University of Kansas Medical Center. The center has begun discussions with the Food and Drug Administration about the drug, already tested in rats and monkeys.

Dr. John K. Amory, a reproductive scientist at the University of Washington, is studying a drug that was developed for worm infections and was later tried on men because it caused infertility. Using rabbits, Dr. Amory said, he discovered the drug blocks production of retinoic acid, important for sperm production.

Unfortunately, the drug acts like one for curbing alcoholism, so drinking when taking it makes people sick. Dr. Amory is working to make it cocktail-compatible.

“The joke,” he said, “is if it weren’t for alcohol, no one would need contraception.”

Debra J. Wolgemuth, a geneticist at the Columbia University Medical Center, is testing in mice another drug that inhibits retinoic acid without alcohol interactions. Bristol-Meyers Squibb developed it for skin diseases, but found it was “a testicular toxin.”

At Harvard, Dr. David Clapham, a neurobiologist, discovered that sperm tails contain calcium ion channels, with electrically charged atoms “turbo-charging the sperm” to reach eggs, he said. He is developing a drug to disable the channel.

“You just turn off the motor, rather than alter the people in a car,” he explained.

Elaine Lissner, director of the Male Contraception Information Project, formed a foundation to develop other approaches. One, “reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance,” or Risug, involves injecting gel into the scrotum to inactivate sperm. Another involves briefly heating the testes with ultrasound, which can halt sperm production for months, she said.

“I can imagine a world where you take your car in every six months to get your oil changed and go next door and get your ultrasound for 50 bucks,” she said.

American scientists will remain skeptical unless research shows Risug is reversible, or ultrasound effective.

There are also two drugs, an antihypertensive and an antipsychotic, each found to keep men from ejaculating during orgasm. The drugs would need modifications not to affect hypertension or mood.

Of course, women may have to trust that their partners are using birth control, as men do now. But at least one method, hormone implants, visibly bulge from a man’s bicep. “Guys like it because they can show it off,” Dr. Amory said. “Proof that the male is contracepting.”

Pharmaceutical companies have not yet embraced any method, waiting for something as effective as female methods and risk-free enough to give to healthy men.

Hormones — in implants, injections, gels or pills — while perhaps not ultimately preferable because of questions about long-term effects, might gain approval first. Currently, they work for about 95 percent of men; why others are unresponsive is unclear. With progestin, the brain signals the testes to stop producing testosterone, arresting sperm production. Resupplying limited testosterone restores libido and muscle mass.

(Chinese studies found that testosterone without progestin inhibits sperm production. But for reasons that are unclear, testosterone-only methods are less effective in non-Asians.)

Hormones can also adversely affect the heart, cholesterol levels, skin and mood, as can birth control for women. Recently, reports of depression prompted the World Health Organization to stop a large trial it co-sponsored with Conrad, a Virginia nonprofit group, said Douglas Colvard, Conrad’s deputy director for programs. Results on safety, sperm counts and pregnancy will be analyzed in case different doses or formulations might work better, he said.

Other studies are testing synthetic testosterone and delivery methods bypassing the liver, to lower potential prostate risks.

Michal Lehmann, 39, a Seattle landscape designer, said he experienced minimal side effects with implants and gels, besides acne and, possibly, more frequent sexual thoughts. He and his wife have since had two children, want no more and, since she stopped the pill, would like “a better option than just condoms,” he said.

Mr. Owens disliked testosterone gel, which was applied to his shoulders and required that his wife and daughter not touch him for hours to prevent exposure. “I don’t personally like rubbing things on me,” he said.

He believes it also made him overreact to frustrations. “I don’t want to call them rages, because I’m a really mellow guy,” he said. “But I would go from zero to 60. Initially it was like, why am I acting like this?”

He did, however, like the progestin implant, which caused no side effects. Although it “kind of was a disappointment” that the accompanying testosterone shots did not help him win amateur bicycle races, he said, the implant made him “the talk of the party.”

Men’s reactions, he said, ranged from “ ‘I would do something like that’ to ‘Dude, you’re crazy. How do you know if your sperm count will return? Is there shrinkage in any area, or malfunctioning?’ ”

But “women were just totally excited,” he said. “If I were single, I probably would have been able to use that as a dating thing.”