I was going over them, wondering whether it was applicable to me and wifey.
- We need to talk
No so much of a dangerous phrase to me. I got that a lot, usually when she's bored and I am too busy doing some nonsensical stuff, like writing this piece of blog entry =)
Usually, this is my phrase. At times, pissed her off in a certain way. She demands clear answers, probably confirmation of me paying attention to her (which I do) but not particularly being particular bout all the options.
- Is there anything new you want to try in bed tonight?
Private & Confidential...
This was used very very frequently. Extremely dangerous. Practically a bullet-stopping phrase. But I am well-accustomed to this, so 'Nothing' always means everything to me.
- The decision is yours
This is a killer phrase. And I always keep my finger crossed if I decided to stay with my decision. If I am right, no prize for guessing it right. If it's the other way, I'll probably be verbally blown up into pieces.
- You're right I should do that ..
Never been used before.
- Do you know what day is it today?
Usually I do know. I religiously keep an annual alarm for important dates.
- Listen to me. Are you listening
Comes fast and furious. No serious repercussions ensue usually as once I pay attention, my reply will get her full appreciation. I will make sure it does.
- What are you doing? Do you have to do this now?
Now, this happen regularly, but I fully appreciate this phrase. At least I know our meteors are now in the path to collision. Definitely super safer than 'Nothing'
- You're not wearing THAT, are you?
I never get that from her. Hideous attire never do and never will make it into my closet.