Preparing Aedan

Here's an interesting dialogue with little Aedan in order to prepare him aka prime him in becoming a brother.

Conversation in mandarin, of course.

Dearest: Aedan, can you share your shirt with baby?
Aedan: Cannot.
D: Why?
A: I'm afraid baby will wear back to baby's home.
D: Baby's home is with us lar..
A: Oh, then it's ok.
D: You got 2 pacifiers. Can you share one with baby?
A: Can not.
D: Why?
A: Baby got brush teeth mar.
D: Huh?!?!
A: I'm afraid baby's mouth doesn't smell good mar...
D: (=,='')

Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"