Mar 16, 2012

impromptu jokes

What do you call an intelligent man in Putrajaya?
- A tourist

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
- Snowball

How do you embarass an archeologist?
- Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from

The difference between oooooh and aaaaah?
- 3 inches

What's worse than spider on your piano?
- Crab on your organ

hahaha... i think i'm enjoying life again... but still, there's a lot of headache to settle - finances, work, study, family, house keeping...

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