Consultant: Why do you want to keep this patient in High Dependency Unit?
Me: She requires close monitoring as she is a high risk patient.
Consultant: Come, take off your shoes and lie down on the bed beside the patient. Now, you can closely monitor her.
Reminds me of my first boss, Dr K.
Dr K saw the plan in the case note, nicely written "Strict Pad Chart"
Dr K: So, what is strict pad chart? Do you use a microscope to see the Pad, Pilo?
P.S. Bring back good memories..