Jun 23, 2010

pregnancy tips by common sense

Let's just face it. We all live in a complicated world with less common senses flying around, with more risk-takers to keep their life all brighten up and crazy. Yet, during the pregnancy period, I hope that all the preggies (pregnant mothers) will adhere to some dull, healthy and safe routine until the safe arrival of the new member of the family (and the on calls of medical practitioners less eventful)

Although the few pictures below is TOTALLY (means 100%) meant as a source of humor, but somehow it does bring out some reality of things.


pregnancy-tips-book-cover
yourmaternity
Not so BAD as maternity leave without some solid work can be pretty boring and unproductive

yoga
Yes, definitely NOT OK.. pure recipe for back pain and the aftermath of Ortho PID

working
If she doesn't get abruptio by 2nd trimester, I'm totally giving her a gold medal.

tests

symptoms

Swimwear

shower-games
Not so much of abruptio, probably may induced some leaking

sharing-clothes
Err... my wife is wearing some of my clothes...

sharing
Now, this is just obscene

recording
Wouldn't really disturb the progress of labor,
the enormous labor pain will simply drown out whatever fking distractions...

packing

labor
somehow I hope this (WRONG) doesn't happen to me.. =)

fluids
fetal alcohol syndrome and all..

exercise
Again, perfect recipe for abruptions...

choosing

ridingpublictransportrightridingpublictransportwrong
Somehow, I hope this (WRONG) happens,
because some people can be so farking inconsiderate
during a public transport ride...

cravings cravings2
A bit misinformation, I think.
Some diabetogenic foods (OK food) actually not that encouraged
as may lead to maternal obesity that difficult to shrug off post delivery.
As fot the NOT OK food,
at times is good for those having the iron deficiency anemia in pregnancy.

1 comment:

eelainee said...

Farnee and yet informative hahahaa