amused by a muse

amused by a referral...

- Dr. Pilo, I would like to refer you a patient. She's a Gravida 3 Para 1 coming in with giddiness and nausea...

- (Too lazy to correct the Gravida-Para discrepancy) could it be morning sickness? how many weeks is she?

- Her last menses is in July, and 2 months ago, her UPT was positive, and 1 month ago, her UPT also positive, however...

- However...

- Yes, however, today, her UPT also positive. And she's having some per vaginal spotting.

- (I held my big bang of laughter under control) OK, send up for assessment.

Then released... BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...
I laughed privately, though.
That's a lot of endorphin through out my body.
Failed to express my gratitude, though.

* UPT - urine pregnancy test