I told my groupmate "He is actually a very good example to all of us. A very good EXAMPLE that is bad to follow."
Him: "why are you late?"
Me: "got mild diarrhoe" (i sincerely do have one episode)
Him: " do you want me to colonoscope you?"
Me: (silent) ………….
(thinking in my mind "next time, when you had diarrhoe, let me have the honour,dr")
This message goes out to all my friends and people who are junior to me, if I am a prick, please tell me straight to my face, or in a more Asian way, send me a note or memo. I would like to take this opportunity to thank all my friends who reminded me of my mistakes over the years.