Nov 11, 2012

AES or ass?

A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning AES.
This was what they said:

*The Allergists voted to scratch it.
*The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
*The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
*The Radiologists could see right through it.
*The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
*The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
*The Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception.
*The Ophthalmologist s considered the idea short-sighted.
*The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body."
*The Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
*The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
*The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
*The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
*The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
*The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
*The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

1. According to MoF, cost for AES project is RM717k
2. Beta Tegap S/B and Ates S/B were awarded the AES project.
3. Beta tegap S/B sealed a deal with Australia's Redflex Traffic System to supply the cameras for RM151 million.
4. Ates S/B sealed a deal with German's Jenoptik Robot to fix the system for RM160million.

*scratch* *scratch* is my calculator not working or doesn't the amount add up?

1 comment:

doc said...

that's how it is - when the numbers don't add up, it's gone into someone's pockets!