House Officer Trolling Level: MAX !!

From LohHS:

Heard from a doctor friend ~ "A Paeds MO asked his houseman to get consent as he had planned to do a procedure on the baby. After a while, the houseman came back with the consent form in his hands, very satisfied, and showed it to the MO. There was a little thumb print belonging to that baby on the signature line".

Apprehension of the apprehend

My dearest and me was sitting idle, enjoying our late lunch of the famous vegetarian curry mee at around 3pm. We indulges in small talks, basically in our own world. Happy in our own moment while both the kids soundly asleep.

*Bang*

Three motorcycles fell down in front of a row of cars neatly parked in front of the adhoc vegetarian stalls built especially for the 9 days of religious celebration.

3 plain-clothed men was obviously on to each other like football players hugging each others after a goal.

One of them broke out of the 3-men hug and jumped in between of the Kancil and lorry, breaking off the small car's side mirror.

His quick motion was stopped in the next seconds as the other 2 men responded aggressively and held him down as if he was holding the ball in a rugby game.

Everyone in the stall held their breath. Totally puzzled until they saw a shining handcuff held high above and applied to the shabby looking man in his twenties.

Another man showed his badge briefly to the apprehended man.

Another handcuff was being applied to the back of the motorcycle and to the handcuff of the 'criminal' as he rode on the motorcycle in the pillion seat.

They left the scene after 5 mins of drama after speaking to the Kancil owner in 2 motorcycles.



Not full of fanfare as portrayed by TV series, but just as effectively and without much of violence.

But my dearest reminded me that all the violence will probably be behind the four walls of blue silence.

I couldn't have agreed more.

We both agreed the police officers risk their life everyday, especially after what we had witnessed today. The 'suspect' may have a gun with him, who knows, right?

Thank you, Mr.Police for keeping the neighborhood safe.

Smallest penis wins iPhone5!

Condoms usage that is not suited to the appropriate size increases slippage or breakage leading to unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted infections.

Luckily somebody invented a fit kit, available here.

Evidently, recently there's another benefit of measuring your naughty bit as you may stand to win iPhone5 if you have the smallest!

That's the contest proposed by Singlesex.dk, a sex dating site in Denmark. Its owner, 45-year-old Morten Fabricius, has asked men to send photos of their penises to win a free iPhone 5. The one with the smallest penis wins.Talking to Agence France Press, Fabricius says that "it's a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man. There are so many unhappy men out there who think you have to have a giant penis, but it's not normal to have a huge one. Everything has to be bigger, and bigger, and bigger. It's incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves as they are."It's not only about size: the female members of the site will also vote their favorite.

P.S. wondering if certain ethnic group stands a higher chance to win the contest.. 

Rich dad, poor dad, bankrupt dad.

Just learnt that Robert Kiyosaki had filed for bankruptcy after a district court dropped a judgement. He was being re-branded as an ungrateful writer and defaulted his payment to the company that made his book into a brand worldwide.

Kind of irony, that the writer of a book who supposed to teach you to attain financial freedom is now having freedom from any finances.

Probably he's going to make a come back later on and write a new book titled "Bankrupt dad, Grateful dad"

Abbreviated intelligence

This conversation just made my day.

A junior doctor was presenting about a surgery that he did not even bothered to check as he copy and paste whole thing into the PowerPoint presentation. I think he trusted technology too much or he's just conserving his own brainpower.

There he was presenting about the 27years old patient with PMB who had underwent hysteroscopic. PMB, a well-known abbreviation for post menopausal bleeding.

My very attentive colleague (unlike me- half asleep because having toasted brain as clinic stretched to 130pm) quickly raised the question of the day. It was probably question of the year.

"What is PMB?"

"Post menopausal bleeding" presenter rebutted.

"You mean a 27years old is having POSTMENOPAUSAL bleeding?" (capital letters for deepening of tone to stress the word, and not shouting)

The presenter answered confidently with a smirk.

"Then, it is Pre Menopausal Bleeding!"

I nearly fell off my chair laughing.

P.S. Here is the list of the approved abbreviations by our lovely Ministry.